Britney Spears has pulled of another amazing trick.  Violate court orders and fail random drug testing.  I was watching TMZ the other day and they had a nice little piece on how to be a good mother, starring the one and only.  How funny was that.  She really has screwed up on so much more than you think or have seen in the news.

It pains me to say this but she really is trailer trash.  In one clip she is shown tripping and almost dropping her baby on the concrete WHILE holding a DRINK!  He son’s head just flopping around like there isn’t a camera with one hundred miles of her.  What a strange situation she creates.  The least she could do is hire someone to watch her kinds like other celebs do.